Yeah, that’s right, because nothing says 'I ain't no soccer mom' like turning your kid into a walking ADHD medication ad. 'This kiddo's not just hyper—they're hyper-focused on ripping shit up'!

• 82% polyester, 18% spandex
• Fabric weight: 6.78 oz/yd² (230g/m²), weight may vary by 5%
• UPF 38–40
• Double-layered front
• Four-way stretch material stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
• Bias binding
• Overlock stitched
• Super smooth and comfortable microfiber yarn
Please note that contact with rough surfaces can fuck up the print.  Just sayin'